Hmmm...
...kinda gives the phrase "rock hard erection" a whole new meaning...???

Okay, I couldn't take the hammering, splitting pain in my head any longer and I went to the emergency room today. They gave me an CT Scan and asked me a few questions as I sat in the exam room for three hours. The physicians assistant (who is NOT a doctor) practiced his book learning on me. Aren't they wonderful? Idiots!